Wednesday 29 September 2010

Kindels, Sloths and Swimming Pools



My mum has just gotten herself a new amazonkindle - the digital book - and like any respectable teenager before me i immediately asked if i could borrow *cough*steal*cough* it for a while on my quest of classical book reading. Feeling somewhat in a mood for a light-hearted book and an easy read, i've opted for THE LIFE OF PI. I remember trying to read this book when I was younger and give up very quickly, so hopefully my reading skills have somewhat improved and i'll enjoy it more. It wouldn't be on the best book list for nothing right?
Oh and a quick note about the Kindle....The screen's awfully dark! And there's no brightness option. So for all our technology and wisdom of having a million books in one small gadget is flawed by the fact that it's hard to even blooming see it. So i've currently got a desk lamp balanced precariously next to me on the sofa...So if you're getting a kindle don't get the 6 inch get the other one. :P

Book Review -Warning may contain spoilers!
If I had to imagine a gripping way to start a book it certainly wouldn't be the line 'My suffering left me sad a gloomy' followed by a description of this characters' academic life of zoology and religious studies, his essay focusing on three-toed sloths... >.> and this is page one....

How do you find out what page number you're on on this thing? It says what percentage - 3% and it's still talking about sloths - but oh well...

I'm getting the feeling that although well written and vaguely interesting, there has yet to be a point...Is this us trying to get into the mind of the character? Must keep reading, not everything delves straight into the plot..

BLAST THIS LAMP! ARGH!

It would be nicer if the kindle had a page flicking thing to make it more realistic, instead of making your eyes hurt as the colours invert, change, and then disappear...

Chapter 3 and am still waiting for anything other than this person's -who i'm guessing is Pi but it hasn't said yet - Life story. Is my impatience due to the fact i'm used to reading quicker books or am I completely missing the point...!? Speaking of Paris - yes it has now finished with sloths and gone onto swimming, with a seemingly more interesting character called Mamaji - has anyone read Perfume? Loved that book. I'm drifting, this book hasn't grabbed me yet will keep reading. End of Chapter three, yes the person who has been talking is Pi...And he's none too interesting yet.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, BLAH! Get on with it! I don't care about swimming pools and sloths and dates and ARGH! I'm waiting for this blooming tiger and a boat!

Okay i'm going to start skim reading. I usually read at a normal pace because I enjoy taking in the book and really remembering each part, but this is just so dull i think a brief overview will do. I'm not skipping; i'm skimming to make it clear.

Creatures of the zoo...might do some sketching down there at some point...Going off book again, argh focus!

Okay it's talking about animals and the way we perceive them... Is the boat coming soon? I was promised a boat damn it!

OMG the book has made a wild stab at humour! Listen to this: 'I couldn't bear to have yet another French speaker guffawing at my name, so when the man on the phone asked, "Can I 'ave your name?" I said, "I am who I am." Half an hour later two pizzas arrived for "Ian Hoolihan"'
Okay don't cough up a lung, this book is priceless right? I mean I know it's called "the life of Pi", but from the cover and the blurb and everything i heard, i sounded like an adventure story of this man who gets stranded in the middle of the ocean with a group of animals, who later find some exotic island and spend the rest of their happy days! What have I gotten myself in for!? I might as well be reading about Steven Fry, at least that would be more interesting, but hilarious and have a point!

Okay, i've ranted now... On with the book.

(To be continued)

(continuing....)

Okay, so far I’m on Chapter 9 and an apparent 13% through the book. It’s just gotten a tad more interesting in that the boy’s father has just taught them a lesson they’ll never forget about the animals. It’s the first time I’ve actually woken up in reading this book...

Chapter 14 now, and I’ve been kept amused by some cool facts about the dominance needed in a ring, and the alpha/omega psychological situation that lions find themselves in. O.o ... So yeah, interesting but why? For what purpose? Does this relate to anything!? The only running theme in this book so far seems the need to talk about animals. Why did Yann Martel not just write a bok on animals!? I’d love to read that book, as long as I knew what I was expecting it’d be great. But what does this have to do with anything here? Even if you’re building up the fact about dominance and animal behaviour and so on and so forth, why do we need so much detail? Chapters and chapters devoted to this – 14 chapters and not a credible storyline so far!!?! ARGH! How long does this book take to get going?

(to be continued)

Saturday 4 September 2010

Eating Challenge

Okay, so I said that I’d do the ‘BBC’s 50 things to eat before you die’ challenge, and believe me I started writing it all out. As i went through them I thought it was way too easy! Anyone in this world who hasn’t eaten pizza, pasta and ice cream in their life is either living in a cave or grew up WAY too quickly. But I kept going because hey, an easy thing off my forever growing list right? Then I came across moreton bay bugs…okay I can eat bugs…Alligator? Okay, i guess that i’d be hard to find but it’s just like any other meat right??….Kangaroo? Okay, it makes me feel slightly queasy thinking of that but i’ll do it i guess….and then it came up, i’m NOT joking: Guinea Pig. GUINEA PIG! Are they insane! Why don’t they just feed me dog or rabbit while I season it with tears of pets past? Okay i know it’s just another meat but can you serious eat this?:

*Shudders* The horror. I just don’t see how reindeer and sharks can rest beside Sushi and Paella in the normal order of things… So I took some time looking for another list *Don’t boo me!* and I think I’ve found one that’s actually MORE challenging and would be MORE fun to do. Now these actually sound delious and more like a meal than a slab of meat: http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/50-things-to-eat-before-you-die-2217612/

So that’s the one I’m sticking with, I refuse to eat guinea pigs.

Friday 3 September 2010

Adding a new one! Tim, you’ve been nicked :P

I was reading a Tim’s blog and found one thing on his list that was to eat everything on the BBC’s “eat before you die list”. What a fantastic idea! A goal that is comprised purely of eating! So that will be added in due time. Thanks Tim (Young) :).

Thursday 2 September 2010

Ticking off a bunch of holiday achievements :)

Well unfortunately it’s back to school. Where the heck did the summer go? Anyone else feel like it came and went in the blink of an eye or just me? At least I managed to tick a bunch of things off, so not too bad. Hopefully I’ll remember them all:

#22 Surf out at sea (We went for a full surfing instruction day, and I’d recommend it to everyone! So much fun, but surprisingly a heck of a lot of work!)

#47 Speak German outside of a school event (I actually did this twice so that’s THAT well and truly crossed off….With bonus points for them all actually understanding me XD)

#65 Wear slippers in Summer (Not a hard one to tick of I guess, but it’s a mad little thing to smile back fondly on when i’m old and grey, taking comfort in the fact that I’m just as mad today as i’ll be at 100 :P)

#70 Dance with a stranger (Or a few lol :P)

(not a complete but-) 93# learn to drive – passed my theory!

The films from my list I saw were:

Die Hard (All four actually!)

In Bruges (Hilarious, and it has Irish people in it! (L))

Harvey (A really cute, classic film.)

Book i’ve read:

Animal farm by George Orwell

1984 by George Orwell

Both of these book are very clever, if not leaving you with the happiest of endings…